I have it all figured out now...a group of people we have not approached to become teachers but would be really really great at it would be the game and program designers of video games. These "peeps" would be a fabulous resource, especially with No Child Left Behind lurking in the shadows.
Why is this such a great idea? Well, have you ever tried to learn one of these games as quickly as a child? The game and program designers create having the highest expectations for all children, knowing that if they are challenged and engaged, they can do anything they set their mind to. Just look at the nugget in this picture. His patience wears thin when I can't figure out a simple jump.